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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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Author: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
Category: Book

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Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars 267 reviews
Sales Rank: 127

Media: Hardcover
Pages: 264
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.8
Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.8 x 1.2

ISBN: 1416954120
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
EAN: 9781416954125
ASIN: 1416954120

Publication Date: April 22, 2008
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THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.


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5 out of 5 stars Warning....Don't read any part of this book if you are afraid of laughing so hard you wet your pants....as I did.   November 30, 2008
pvjim (Palos Verdes, CA)
My wife enjoys her TV show so I bought the Kindle version for her and later heard her squealing laughter in the other room while she was reading it. I wondered what the big deal was so upon waking up Saturday morning, I grabbed the Kindle and started reading before taking my morning bathroom break. OOPS, thanks a lot Chelsea. Your book is hilarious but your description of you being strip searched put me in hot....I should say warm water. The "Alfalfa in a leg lock" quote was the culprit. Keep up the good work.


5 out of 5 stars Funniest Book Ever   November 28, 2008
Emily Lucchesi (Manchester, MA USA)
This book is by far one of the funniest books i've ever read. i found myself on many occasions laughing out loud at her hilariously told stories. a must read for any comedy fan.


4 out of 5 stars Who is Chelsea?   November 25, 2008
BMW760Li (Alanta USA)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful

Chelsea is a funny character. She delivers this book with the dead-on hilarious precision of the stand-up comic that she is. Handler's strong voice shines throughout the book and it is almost impossible to put down.

Bobby Brown, another compelling biography!!!
Imagine being in one of the most successful boy bands of all time, New Edition; Then leave the group to become one of the biggest pop stars in the world; Date some of the most world renown celebrities, such as Janet Jackson and Madonna.....Bobby Brown: The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But...



5 out of 5 stars Hilarity at its finest!   November 20, 2008
M. Juarez (Raleigh, NC USA)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful

If you can read this book without constantly laughing out loud, you have no sense of humor. This book is great!


5 out of 5 stars funny!   November 18, 2008
Danielle Hall (Milwaukee, WI)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful

this book was highly addictive. it was an easy read and kept me laughing. chelsea is absolutely wonderful and i recommend this book for anyone who loves her and anyone who is curious about her. this book gives a lot of insight into chelsea's personality



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